I haven't updated the first thing job in a while so here goes. Apparently, I am having an affair with an African American single mom who also works here. Also, I am a snob and will only have something to do with this one person. Also, I have her picture on my desk thus verifying the affair rumor.
Well, a couple of things about that, I am a snob because I don't really care for people anyway. Second, I am not having an affair with anyone, period. I also didn't ask for the picture; I was given it.
What else was I going to do with this picture? Oh and I have several G pictures too.
This mom by the way adopted her son as a single person out of the foster care system in the US. We have some things in common and my daughter likes her son, "best friend boy." And when is it a crime to not speak to people? How many times a day must I say hello to you when I see you?
If I have nothing in common with you other than working together, why would you wish to socialize with me? Why do I need to know or meet your whole family? If I don't volunteer info to you it is because I don't want you in my life.
I have enough sht going on that I don't need this too. Mainly one of the people saying this is mad at me for not signing up to bring food to a going away lunch and for not participating in the birthday month lunches. I don't have enough money to feed anyone other than my child and right now that is a stretch. I go home for lunch and that is all I have said about that. Don't celebrate my birthday, I don't want you to.
One person who also feels this way is like 15 years younger than me and a newlywed. I have nothing in common with this person. She doesn't even know the music I grew up on.
Just now I pissed another someone off for refusing ice cream. If I don't accept food from you, that apparently makes me a snob. Things like this being said causes me to go more underground not come out. See I really like computers more than people and this is why!!
Really all I can say is a big fat Bite Me all "First Thing."