Last night she was sitting on a ball:
G: "Mama, I am sitting on my ehaggs."(eggs with a southern drawl)
Me: "You are?"
G: "Yes, they will patch soon." (patch=hatch)
Talking about Halloween decorations at Walgreens:
G: "I skeered of the wickie witch. Do you wike the wickie witch?"
Me: "hmm, no I don't like the wickie witch either."
G: "Me either."
This morning talking about grammie and grandad:
Me: "Grammie and Grandad are my mama and daddy."
G: "Grandad's not you daddy, you daddy is in China."
Me: "Oh is everybody's daddy in China?"
Me: "Just Chinese baby girls like you?"
G: "Yes and not boys."
This morning talking about spending the night with Grammie and Grandad:
Me: "So are you going to have fun at Grammie and Grandad's"
Me: "Well, what are you going to do with them?"
G: "I gonna yet them coyor in de lines. Why do you coyor in de line so good?"
Me: "Cause I am 37 years old. I am old enough to color in the lines good."
G: "And Grammie and Grandad not are as old as you."