So I have been telling G that she needs to let me brush her teeth once a day (she does it the other time) and let me floss her teeth or else her teeth will fall out like Grammie's "and then we will have a big mess."
Last night in the midst of our continuing bedtime drama (whole other post), I, out of frustration with her lack of cooperation, sent her to bed without the flossing and mouth washing. Then the tears start.
She was crying very hard telling me how her teeth were going to fall out, as of that instant, and then "we will have a big mess." This drama lasted about 10 minutes mostly because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to get her. Eventually the laughter subsided on my part enough for me to pick her up out of bed to floss her teeth to which she replied, "Eww wook at that food, mama."