When I was pre-teen and teen we had a long running joke in our home about daddy or one of us writing a book on the stupid things mom said. My poor mom sometimes just said things that left all of us totally baffled and confused. We would just look at each other and laugh. Then after several minutes my poor mom would be clued in on the joke that she started.
Anyway, the other night I was at their home picking up G and saw a pic of the bday picnic. As I was looking at it I said something to mom about adding another picture to the printout. Mom had been testing her new photo printer with this pic. Of course, I assumed that she printed the pic she wanted to print, but she said, "And G isn't even in that one." That lead me to believe that until she printed it and studied it she didn't know G wasn't in it.
So I responded with (totally snark by the way), "Yeah mom they all look alike don't they." To which she replied (seriously), "Yeah they do."
Okay so I provoked her unfairly and made her say it, but sometimes my mom just says somethings that make my eyeballs roll so far in the back of my head I can see out the other side. Talking with my mom about G and her Chinese sisters too often might makes me go blind.