Last night in an attempt to not go to sleep:
G: Mama, when it is dark, does Barney go to sleep?
Me: Yes of course barney goes to sleep.
G: Well, real live dinosaurs that don't talk well, they sleep in the morning.
Me: No all dinosaurs sleep at night and nap in the day time sometimes.
Earlier while taking a shower:
G: (sneezing a lot) Where is all dat sneezing come from?
Me: (noticing the "I need to sneeze look") I don't know, do you need to sneeze again?
G: Well, it is just thinking about it. (then sneezes) I guess it thought it did.