Our conversation in church Sunday morning:
G: "What are dey doin'?" (about the acolytes)
Me: "They are bringing in the light of the Lord for worship."
G: "Well, can I just have the brai-ed not the dip?"
Me: ?? "Oh you mean communion? You can't have either yet."
G: "I know what you are talkin' about, the brai-ed and the medcine."
Me: "Yeah I am talking about the bread and the medicine (grape juice) and you can't have them until you are older and understand."
Did you ever think the grape juice looked like medicine? It does in the communion cups sort of, heh.