Heard in the B and G household over the last few days:
One morning after a storm-G: "Did we have a tomato wass night?"
Me: "No we didn't have a tomato last night."
G: "Mama, what is a tomato made of? Smoke?"
Me: "No a tomato is made of clouds." (where tomato=tornado)
After picking G up from school- Me: "How was school today?"
G: "Good. Panda swep' good fohr me at nap time. I jus' held him wike dis (smooching on his nose)"
In the morning eating breakfast- G: "Mom, do you know how ode bwankie and tigerhw are?"
Me: "No, honey, how old?"
G: "2010 and tigerhw is 2015. Is dat oderh dan God?"
Me: "That is pretty old but not older than God."
G: "Well, dats oderh than Gwammie and Gwandad wight?"
Me: "Yep that is."
G: "Do you know how ode dey will be tomowwow? 28."
In bed when I thought she was asleep- G: "Mom, what does 'baniwwa milk' staht wiff?"
Me: "V" (vanilla milk)
G (apparently shocked, sounds it out): "hmmm b-b-b aniwwa milk."
Me: "go to sleep."